Sorry Hipsters; No one wants to sit through an explanation of why Stephen Malkmus is better than Kurt Cobain. Or why Pavement is better than Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks, or why 90’s Stephen Malkmus is better than 21st century Stephen Malkmus. Basically don’t spend more than 3 minutes talking to me about Stephen Malkmus.
No offense, Stephen Malkmus.
Sorry Hipsters; but stop saying, “Form follows function,” I don’t think you really get it. You have little function, and way too much, “form”.
Sorry Hipsters; A Facebook status is not the same as creating social change. Also quoting a documentary is not educating the masses.
Sorry Hipsters; Wearing “vintage clothing” while using your iphone/ipod/nook/kindle just doesnt make sense.
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Sorry Hipsters; Getting elitist over what drugs people are taking is straight ridiculous. Some drugs are not cooler than others.
Sorry Hipsters; you don’t actually have depression. How do we know? Well, no one with depression actually brags about it. You also do not have Insomnia. Stop making Facebook statuses about it.
Sorry Hipsters; I’m not saying tucking pants into your stylish boots looks bad, I really can’t be the judge of that. All I’m saying is that you look like an urban pirate, and you shouldn’t be so upset when people scream “Bangarang!” at you.
“What, no Chipotle?”
“Bad form, Petaah”
Sorry Hipsters; regardless of how cool you think you’re making it look, it’s still alcoholism.
Sorry Hipsters; Knowing one Hindi word and using it whenever possible does not make you Buddhist.
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Sorry Hipsters; growing a few vegetables out of your apartment does not mean you are suddenly part of some sustainable agricultural movement. You aren’t saving the world, you just grew a tomato.
Apologizing to the people being lied to the most.
